• palordrolap@kbin.social
    21·
    11 months ago

    Clearly hasn’t thought of folding the paper.

    The real complaints would be paper so fibrous you get splinters or paper so smooth it doesn’t so much clean as smear. I’ve seen the former and actually had to use the latter many, many moons ago. Do not recommend.

    Skippable bit:

    Probably the same sort of person who doesn’t check the seat status before sitting down.

    Before an “always put the seat down” radicalist chimes in, I too have forgotten to check.

    It is a lesson. If you don’t learn said lesson upon falling further than expected into cold, dirty porcelain, you deserve the lesson again and again until you learn it.

    Alternatively maybe you get an earlier than expected bounce on a lid that’s cold on parts that were not expected to touch anything cold because you live with an “always close the lid” radicalist.

    OR, you live with forgetful people, or you yourself are forgetful. I imagine even a “seat-downer” might forget to do that at least once after cleaning the throne (They do clean it, right? Right?!)

      • palordrolap@kbin.social
        31·
        11 months ago

        Not sure how to prove I’m not an instance of ChatGPT. Or even if I could, that I’ve never used one to masquerade as me / generate text on my behalf.

        • CustardFist@feddit.nlOPEnglish
          41·
          11 months ago

          Hmmmm. Okay. ꖎ |

          I’ve been posting my comics on several platforms for almost four years and I never had someone write a small essay in the comments, let alone go on a rant about toilet seats (up/down) in response to a silly poop joke.

          If you’re a human, I’m glad I got you excited though. :ر