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It’s so detailed, even I’m on it somehow.
It’s going to be John Ternus.
Apple had two succesfull CEOs: Steve Jobs and Tim Cook.
John Cena
Why did you write this
It’ll be Jeff Williams, and Tim Cook’s enshittifaction of the product lines will probably continue to get worse with him at the helm.
There will only be one Tim Apple
I hope whoever Apple picks brings back the excitement to the company. Tim’s great, but he’s an ops guy at heart. Every single Apple event is “This is slightly better than the one before it”.
Dear Investors: don’t worry. It’s a very detailed plan.
Promote the Eldest Boy.
Apple doesn’t give a shit about investors
I volunteer for the spot. I’ve been practicing my finger tip presses during zoom meetings for it.
I’m gonna be really bummed if the new CEO, by coincidence, doesn’t have the name Johnny Appleseed.
Tim: I would love to see Dua
Assistant, two hours later: Guess what? You’re now confirmed to go on interview with her, at her home, on her couch
Tim: A front row concert ticket is what I meant but this works too
This is the most random interview and love it
This is the most random interview and love it
Is it just me or does Apple feel like it’s heading in the complete opposite direction Steve Jobs would have taken it.
Imo steve jobs would we hella proud of what apple has become today.
Pretty sure it has been more successful than ever
It’s not just you …
The community overwhelmingly downvoted my original comment, but I just feel like the quality control on Apple hardware and software has gone down along with the care about the user experience and genuine privacy.
No, Steve’s direction really wasnt THAT crazy in the 21st century Apple. It would be slightly different, the product stack would be simpler, but nothing revolutionary
Apple bout to drop the tiM2
Tim Apple II.
Tim Apple II Plus.
Tim Ultra
It’s made of timtanium
I’m gonna wait for the tiM4 MAX
Introducing the most innovative CEO from the most innovative company in the world
This is the most advanced Tim that we’ve ever created!
Introducing Tim S. And for the first time its available in new colours!
Tim Apple 2nd edition
i have been having a long, cruel day. your comment made me laugh out loud… thank you for making me laugh… needed it…
i have been having a long, cruel day. your comment made me laugh out loud… thank you for making me laugh… needed it…
Good Morning ^2
Tim Ultra
Best comment in here tbh
King Tim III
Tim Apple 2nd edition
i have been having a long, cruel day. your comment made me laugh out loud… thank you for making me laugh… needed it…
Snow Tim
King Tim III
And we think you’re gonna love him!
Timbook Pro
Well we all know how Succession ended.
Eldest boy?!
“Introducing uhhh the new fucking iPhone, ok yeah, for sure”