You guys are using the compass app?
Get a load of this guy, just walking around all aimless
How does he even find maidens.
Yeah, like the fair ones? How does he do it?
Methinks he prefers unfair maidens, if you know what I mean…
If you DO know, could you fill me in? I haven’t the foggiest 🤷
I just use the sun and stars, and occasionally the moss on a tree.
That last one’s actually a myth
Moss doesn’t exist
Seriously, I don’t even know anymore what’s true with moss.
Grew up with that saying “moss grows heaviest on the north side of a tree” and then maybe in high school or in my early 20’s (there was definitely a sizeable period where tons of stuff I grew up being taught was being “um actually’d” as historians or scientists learned more) it was debunked.
But naturalists and park rangers and shit still say it’s semi true; moss does grow heavier to the north on particular trees, and other specific conditions. Which is just more confusing. 😵💫
You aren’t?!
What’s even the reason to have a compass without these hot and tasty radioactive markings?
It’s great for field work, with documenting specimen locations with coordinates and documenting transect directions.
Couldn’t do it, my life would immediately go south
How would you even know??
I haven’t touched the compass app in two years but knowing me I’d open it by accident during the two days
Big Dipper gang ! * '* * * * * *
Hey, get that bare bear ass out of here or at least warn with a nsfw tag or something
I love these
You get 500mil but you have to live in this mansion
nah I need to check my compass every 3 seconds or I go crazy
how would i know the way to the kitchen without a compass?
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Oh god I don’t know man I’d be jonesin’ for some ‘pass if I stop using it for too long
Totally worth losing out on that $250 million not go into withdrawal
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Pronounced “piss”
I haven’t used a compass in years except to prove I knew which direction the building was in for my boss.
Knowing when specific stars are at night and where the sun is (where shadows point) will tell you where north is. Knowing this stuff is why I can’t really get lost. One time I tried but even in dense forest, the shadows never lie
PSA, never go into a dense forest thinking “I can’t get lost”.
In my city it’s even easier, there’s a friggin huge volcano right to the west, the city it’s built at its foot. Just look at the volcano and left is south, right is north
If you’re lost in a forest, don’t talk to the shadows.
I have a real compass I use as little as the compass app
At least you don’t have to recalibrate it every time you want to use it.
The Boy Scouts trained me for this moment.
I never use the compass app. I simply pick a direction and walk. Wherever I stop is where I truly wanted to go.
Sure, given that I don’t really have a compass app anyway
Not with that attitude you don’t
The Sun exists 😂
Imma go see if the Southern Cross is still a thing. Or maybe I should just load up with two weeks of beer and wait it out. Why not both?
I almost feel like you’d have to be completely daft if you can’t find the Crux. It’s like that space of stars is so distinct, nothing else in the southern sky comes close.