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Above: how Chinese propaganda sees America
Below: how Americans see America
Fun fact: you can convert from miles to kilometers using the Fibonacci sequence:
1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21 35
- 5 miles = 8 kilometers
- 21 miles = 35 kilometers
- 10 miles (2 + 8) = 16 kilometers (3 + 13)
So this means 1 mile = 1 kilometer.
Fun Fact: you can choose not to use miles
Well I’m trying to get the the kilofoot to catch on
But I love Miles Morales
“Americans doing anything to not use the metric system” today: the Fibonacci sequence.
But why i should have to if I am not 'murican
Ps thank you.
In airspace, feet and miles are used very often
Pilots, maybe, they’re “special” like that. Engineers do not.
Jk
Yeah, but those are nautical miles, not murican miles.
Yes, nautical miles still have some logic behind, as they are based on degrees of latitude.
Still it’s funny to me that they are still called miles.
I appreciate this practical answer even though only pilots uses this particular American measure system they call mile.
And where do i know which part of the fib sequence to use?
The headline implies that the trade deal went through.
What do you think big macs are made of?
The FBI set up a sting while looking for people who want to trade babies for Big Macs. It’s a bigger problem than you think.
they will train that baby to become a ideal worker
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Quite a steal really, for a baby
Especially because it wasn’t even his baby. Free big macs!
The big Mac’s are nice!
America: I bet the rest of the world is so thinking about me right now.
The rest of the world: My brother in earth, I have my own shit going on.
Yet, the picture is about the United States. lol
Yes, America, you’re still relevant.
I read this in weskers voice and i laughed hard, lol.
I mean to some countries, we are that shit going on.
This is weird. I constantly see posts about how America is bad from Europeans. I don’t think I’ve ever seen one the other way around. Who is thinking about who all the time?
Mostly Europeans amuse themselves about how Americans think they’re living in a first world country while having absolute basic developed-world-shit just flat out fail. I.e. health care, consumer regulation, public transit, education, clean water. Sure the US is not uniform but it’s a single country. Even Europe has it’s own problems but most countries have this stuff figured out more or less.
The reason Europeans mock Americans is because Americans always ALWAYS complain about how they’re getting fucked. And Europeans are just like “lol that shit ain’t an issue here”. Which a) contributes to Europeans thinking the US is a shithole and b) making Americans seem kinda whiny.
We don’t think this… Other countries just think we think this. I’m not kidding, that’s actually the case lol.
It’s shocking for us in the states to learn about other countries knowing which states are which. We don’t even know that!
So basically the world sees us like we see Florida.
That’s probably fair
what the fuck is a kilometer
A meter used to measure how many TERRORISTS we killed today B-)
Kilometer? I hardly know her
16 pounds of baby
16 pounds of big mac
You can tell how old this is - a baby’s only worth 6 Big Macs anymore.
Babies are still only worth 6 Big Mac’s. This was just greedflation.
Wrong use of anymore.
This and school shootings
Would they adopt metric if it was killermeters?
*Killingminors
Their army is already using kilometres, so uh close enough I guess.
We did adopt metric! For our military. Because there’s a certain efficiency in killing when it’s done in metric.
In merica we got Kill-o-meters, and they go up to big numbers.
Jokes on all of you, I know what a kilometer is because it’s the maximum distance I would walk to trade a baby for 15 Big Macs.
I don’t believe you. Obviously not the baby part, but the walking part.
Yeah he’s an idiot but why is there only 1 mugshot, who’s the dude that bought the baby?
If a man ofered me a baby for 15 big macs, i would accept the deal, take the baby and go to the police.
So you lose the baby AND 15 Big Macs!? Terrible negotiation skills. You got played.
Spoken like a true non American
America is a really big and diverse place. Really it’s both and neither depending on where you are
The lower picture is missing a conferderate flag next to the fat idiot, that would definitely be there in my head!
It’s actually much worse
Can confirm. McDonald’s now no longer offers the Baby for a Big Mac deal. Thanks, assholes.
Yeah, post COVID-19 they only offer 3 big macs per baby. It’s really messing around with disposable bartering chips.
