She should have said - well we tried calling first but were on the phone for quite a while- you said our call was important to you and you were ‘experiencing an unusually high volume of calls’…

  • espentan@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    You need to be two people to pull that off, and the corpse must be wearing beach attire and shades. The shades are important. /s

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    6 months ago

    As far as i can tell the loan was for around 4.5 months average salary for Brazil. Its a windfall but not a “retire early” windfall.

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    6 months ago

    Your honor I object.

    She was only looking to defraud the bank of less than $4k USD.

    Wheeling in her deceased uncle to a fucking bank branch is easily worth at least a $5k USD fraudulent loan.

    I rest my my case.

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    6 months ago

    Anyone remember those two guys who took a dead family member to withdraw money from the post office? Can’t believe she thought she would get away with it.