1. Cut the cake into portions equal to the number of attendees. Maybe a couple more if you want to save a few slices. Everyone gets to enjoy cake at the party
2. Grab a fork, and eat it alone. At a party. All the attendees just watch as you gorge yourself on far more cake than one person should consume. Take the rest home and freeze it so you can continue to be the only one to enjoy it

Capitalists see nothing wrong with option 2.

Just wondering why the names of the original authors have been censored?

“let them eat (my) cake”

No matter how old this post is, overall, it’s such a simple, but utter evisceration of the initial person’s ignorant statement

Accidental self-own