I had a test about nouns in the first grade. I picked a cat to be a “person” not a “thing.” I asked my dad why I got the question wrong. He said our cat is a person to us.
you’re not wrong, calling animals “it” makes me cringe
Other animals are persons.
considering the dog’s iq is about the same as the child, they are both pets
I disagree. My dogs are smarter than my kids. 😝
Hate to be the one who breaks it to you but have you ever considered that your kids might be stupid?
Absolutely, doesn’t change the fact though, does it?
Maybe the dog is smart? 😆
Or all of the above 🤣
In that case… Are you a spy and is your wife unusually strong?
If so, I wish your kid luck earning those Stella.
“Spike!”
Skill issueAmong other things.
Also kids are more like parasites than pets
That’s some strong talk from someone who had to learn object permanence.
The dog is not a pet, but some other guy who lives here.
You misspelled the word cat.
The dog is not a pet, but some other cat who lives here.
the second I read this comment my cat decided to see what my toe would taste like
Well, what does it taste like?
“mrraow”
—Sassy-Marie aka “The Baboo”
edit for cat tax:
That’s the face of someone who has experienced the horrors of foot flavor.
Pet is such a reductive way to describe living, feeling creature sharing your household.
If you have lots of pets you don’t live in a pet palace, no. You live in a fucking zoo.
Well, maybe Zoo is also reductive, let’s say it is an ecosystem.
It’s so sweet when they become aware of the dominance hierarchy 🤗
The dogs name is Kevin.
The dog:
Is that taxidermy?
That’s even worse, honestly.
Old repost.
New to me.
Old is the new new.
No, seriously: I’m tired of reposts few days later but there is nothing wrong with reposting old stuff
