This guy has never heard of quantum ducks
Schrödinger’s Duck
What you didn’t know is that the universe is mostly ducks. Dark matter? More like duck matter!
Duck Tales? More like Everything Tales!
What about half a duck?
How crispy we talking?
platypus
Is a picture of a duck a duck?
Is the life of a duck a duck?
Is your perception of a duck a duck?
Now this is science.
This is where the science begins
On the internet, no one can tell you’re a duck.
Platypus?
Heretic! How dare you!?
Fewer than 5% of adult cats have a driver’s license.
What about a platypus? It could be considered part/half-duck. Or even duck-like!
There’s a linear algebra joke that can complement this one and goes like this:
Everything in the universe is either a duck or not a duck, but almost everything that is not a duck, if examined very closely or in really short time intervals, it behaves as a duck and you can apply duck methods to it.
Makes sense to me
Schrödinger would like a word
Just because we can’t know if something is a duck or not, doesn’t mean there are other possibilities.
wrong. duck fetus
The fun thing about the existence of infinity is that there is an infinite number of possible points on the line between “duck” and “not duck”
