This would likely be my reaction. I would not want to try and survive in the aftermath of a nuclear war. It would be SO MUCH WORSE than movies would have you believe.
Uh have you seen ‘Threads’?
That movie is NOT fucking around
Parts of it, yeah. Ugh. In America, we got the much-watered-down (even optimistic, by comparison) The Day After.
I also read a fallout shelter manual from the 50s. The limited steps they could recommend just served to underline how fucked you were. The sentence “don’t wait for help” spoke volumes.
That’s kind of good advice for life in general.
Not if you’re liked trapped in an elevator, but more generally like.
Turns into a ghoul. Becomes a PI.
Weird dude comes into office looking for missing son. Doesn’t like wisecracks. Fires fat boy in office.
Pays you in bottle caps.
I thought they were enjoying the sun until I looked closer
Touch grass?
No. Become grass.
Time to become shadow itself.
r/PhonesAreBad
wait… wait…
I would never draw r/phonesarebad material. I love phones too much. They allow me to escape INTO VIRTUAL CYBERSPACE CHAT FORUMS AND IGNORE THE REAL WORLD. YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH zooms away on a flying keyboard
Phoneception
holy shit
Free fireworks display:-)