I’ve been waiting for this day for so long, seeing this wannabe dictator commit crime after crime with no consequences and hearing so many people saying this would never happen, but here we are. Cheers my American neighbors! This is a good day for democracy!
Isn’t this like the 3rd mug shot over the past few months, or did we not get to see those? I’ve lost track.
Those places forwent the mugshot. Georgia stated they would treat him as any other defendant, so this is his first.
I’d forgotten about “forwent,” I’m going to have to keep it in my mental cheek pouches for crosswords and other word games.
“Mental cheek pouches” is a genius term. Stolen.
Stolen
You mean stashed in your mental cheek pouches.
In hindsight, that should have been obvious from today’s uproar.
To be fair, the mugshot is for identification and it’s not like you need a photo of the Cheeto to identify him. What I want is a prison ID photo after being hosted down and de-loused (I know that’s just a movie trope, but I still want it)
The delousing is real. No hose-down though. They do make you scrub up in ice cold shower water though.
The other ones didn’t take mugshots
I agree, but is this a consequence tho
That’s what op is saying.
how long did he study this expression in front of the mirror, i wonder
He should of worked on it more, it’s no Blue Steel
Orange Smudge
Should have*
. You’re right. Reminded me of this. No malious, just laughs
malice*
I know when I’m beet. In my defense, English is my first language.
Oh he’s got an inch and a half of blue steel going on.
Eww 🤢
He somehow managed to make himself look even more like a dipshit than usual.
To catch the dipshits, you have to think like a dipshit. This is exactly what every one of his voters would look like in a mug shot. Even the ones that have never been booked are voluntarily showing that to the world today.
Yeah it’d be unbelievable as a story. Sometimes truth is definitely stranger than fiction.
He must have based it off that Goebbels picture when he realized the photographer was Jewish
“I’m not gonna poop I’m not gonna poop I’m not gonnapoop I’m notgonnapoop I’mnotgonnapooooooop….”
See I’m getting more of a “why the fuck can’t I poop” vibe from it. Anger and rage and pain
If you really think about it, he has never looked away from the image of himself in the mirror.
Not sure but I’ve seen it before.
Edit: here
these look like he has difficulty seeing: now where is the camera
Study?! Has he ever?
I call this one, Red Rain
You can bet he spent time practicing that pose in front of a mirror at Mar-a-Lago beforehand. That’s supposed to be his ‘If you fuck with me, I’ll fuck with you ‘ look, but it’s more like ‘mommy, I think I did doo doos’.
Guliani made an almost identical pose. Maybe they worked on it together after a smush sesh.
Things I never thought I would say, but: where is the guliani picture?
Unfortunately, it’s almost impossible to hide the characteristics of a coward hiding behind a facade.
Get out of here I’m trying to take a shit! And find me some laxatives!
What is it with all these mug shots having a similar scowl going on?
And looking like they were photographed with a webcam from 2004?
He’s trying to look defiant and outraged. Guy knows how to work his marks. I guarantee you every Republican looking at that photo is getting a massive boner over it.
massive boner
or a little chubby.
Ha, fair. I was using the term “massive” in a relative sense.
compared to his hands?
Yeah, but even Giuliani is making the same scowl, and that guys a total dope.
Police officers and cameras don’t seem to get along very well.
Cops are the only photographers in the world better at setting up the lighting for black people.
Camera angle… The camera looks like it’s set up high, so arrestees have to tilt their heads up when getting their mugshots. Tends to give people a Kubrick Stare.
Here’s hoping this is the last time in my life I have to gaze upon this grotesque misshapen oompa loompa.
Bro, thats offensive. The oompa loompas look way better.
True enough. Say what you will about the 'loompas, they lift.
His appearance is irrelevant. There’s plenty of us ugly guys here. But not everyone is such a jerk.
Oh I agree wholeheartedly. But every time I see his ghoulish rictus of a face it reminds me that for four miserable years the democratically elected* leader of the largest economy in the world was a philandering child rapist. One who is only now facing the slightest possibility of consequence for a tiny fraction of his crimes because he engaged in honest to god high treason. Nothing against ugly dudes. You’re cool.
*kind of
A cautionary tale of when the ugliness unside morphs the flesh into a lumpy miscolored mass of dangling skin
Trump had agreed to a $200,000 bond and other release conditions, including not using social media to intimidate co-defendants or witnesses in the case.
Just gotta point this thing out. Seems soft to me idk. Maybe they just want to give him more rope to see how much he will hang himself with it this time, but really a ban from all social media would make the most sense considering how much harm his posts on there have caused.
To me it seems like the trump team had them retake te photo several times. It’s off center, it’s a non standard angle, and they’re letting him make a face unseen in most mug shots.
Lol I agree but not sure if you responded to the wrong message? I’m talking about the restrictions the court put on him.
lol it was so jarring reading your comment and then theirs
My bad two totally clicked the wrong button lol
I’m starting to default to think they’re playing the rope angle really hard. He absolutely will not be able to conform to those terms. Though they should not have limited it to “social media”, he has access to all the communication channels the world has to offer to put a hit out.
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Finally a real picture
Is it just me or…
Launch him!
“Ahhhhhhh, hing ahhh!”
He’s still wearing the same suit with the red tie? The man’s like Bart Simpson.
And apparently he’s listed as 6’3" weighing 215 lbs. That is not the face of a 215 lb person over 6 feet.
Edit:
STOP THE COUNT
He is 5’6 if we’re been generous. Just look at pictures of him at the podium and compare them to pictures of other presidents. No way he is 6 foot.
Is that his f*cking blue steel look? Wonder how long he spent practicing that expression in the mirror this week.
blue steel
Orange Lead
blue steel
orange lead
orange peel
Okay yours is better.
He’s giving us blue steel
I wonder how long he sat in front of the mirror and practiced that.
You got this, Donald… make 'em wait for it… BOOM
The correctional officer saying to Trump in his cell: “Who are you going to call?”
This is…. Exactly what I hoped it would be lol.
I wonder if he’ll make a new nft trading card based on it 🤔
They’re already selling T-shirts with it printed on them.
I can only hope that “The guy on that one T-shirt” never becomes this picture instead of Che
Sadly this will be an excellent fundraising opportunity for him.
Annoying Orange goes to prison.
Kim kardashian wore less makeup in her mugshot.
I can’t find a Kim Kardashian mugshot, did that happen? If so, DDG is covering it up.