DBZ: a heartwarming tale of the unlikely alliance between a bumbling proletarian and a prince destined to inherit only the shame of being space-SS for an edgelord robot prince who conquered his people.
Along the way we learn all kinds of neat stuff: you CAN fuck hot, murderous androids and get them pregnant. Do not ask further. Also, if you get really super mad because your friend died and/or some pleb-ass monkey guy is making you, the monkey prince, look shitty, you’ll turn into a blond haired, green eyed Aryan masterrace monkey who shoots bigger laserballs.
Sometimes I really reflect on the useless tomes of knowledge packed into my brain and wonder what stuff I forgot in order to remember plot points to DBZ, for example.
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what doesnt kill you, makes you incredibly weak
Norm MacDonald
Measles moment.
“My dad used to say ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’. That was until the accident!”
I forget which comedian said that first.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Apparently, syphillis didn’t made him stronger.
I am compelled to make it known that Vegeta finally beat Kakarot in the latest movie, Dragon Ball Super: Super Heroes.
Vegeta is the real main character with an actual character development.
Been grinding since I was 5
…when can I stop?
Insert that meme where that skeleton is grinding himself to death
All I got was PTSD
I usually curl up into a ball and think of big boobs.