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The original was posted on /r/maliciouscompliance by /u/Bored_Eastly on 2024-10-31 22:24:55+00:00.


This was a few years back. After over a decade of doing a complex job, above average - getting many compliments/letters of thanks. My new boss was irritated at me interrupting.

My role was everything the technical people didn’t do (trash duty/phones/conference room/ calendars/contracts/finance/training/facilities/purchasing/equipment … ETC). It was realistic to say that a couple times a day some wildfires (often technical work stoppages) needed the boss’ input. This, even after I headed off many problems before they reached his attention.

About a couple weeks in, he told me that under no circumstance was I to interrupt any conversations he was in and like a good little boot licker, the second in charge added that he too was tired of my interruptions too and needed to stop.

As karma would have it, not even a day later, both of them were deep into a conversation about baseball (absolutely nothing to do with work and normally I would have interrupted). They both saw me multiple times and didn’t ask what I needed. I waited patiently with pleading eyes, while they stretched out their conversation. After a few minutes, I started shifting foot to foot (probably looked like I needed to use the bathroom) and yet they didn’t stop.

FINALLY, when they soaked up all the fun they could and ran out of baseballs things to say - the boss in a very snarky tone asks if there is something I needed him for.

“Yes, sir! Your boss’s boss (Mr. Nameless Here) is waiting on the phone (I could see the blinking phone line from where I was standing, and he was indeed still waiting) and he needs to speak to you right now”.

Not one smirk or iota of disrespect from me but I did leave to use the bathroom even though I didn’t need it. *Policy cancelled right after that call*. LOL