the existence of helicopter parents who use shit like this makes me vomit
On a more serious note, if the parent banned sexual content, would ‘crabs’, in terms of the STD, trip that wire? If so, that’s kinda fckd up, lol
Parents who have this shit are awful people
Their child is called “Strairdrac the Netherwatcher”?
Baby names these days are crazy
Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All
Crab people… crab people… 🎵
Once they learn to read, they learn how to rave.
Then it’s game over.
snip… snip… snip snip snip
We can’t give them the upper hand! First they read then they lead.
I welcome our crab overlords.
Holy shit. How glad am I that no one restricted me in such way in childhood. Parents of that child are horrible (imho)
Yeah, educate the creatures with built in armor and claws, smart.
Strairdrac the Netherwatcher does as he pleases, worm!
Why would people willingly install potential Russian spyware?
Edit: I think some people misunderstood. I wasn’t talking about the parental surveillance, I was talking about potential use of the antivirus by the FSB for even more nefarious purposes. Although I do think helicopter parents are weird and cringe.
People will use all kinds of spyware as long as it lets them spy on their kids
People are fucking weird — cameras in bedrooms and across the house for kids/teenagers that aren’t babies, using tracking apps like Life360 to watch every minute of their teenager’s life, as if they weren’t unsurveilled teens doing their own mischevious shit, tapping into their search history, looking through their private conversations with friends, and probably a million more things.
Being a kid under a helicopter parent in this technological era must fucking suck.
And the worst part ist that those parents had a childhood free of any intrusions of their own privacy. If they had been under surveillance in the same fashion they do it to their kids, one could argue that they don’t know any better. In my opinion, marketing and fear mongering play an important role here.
I am so gratful that I (early millennial) have been born and raised at a time where this tracking and surveillance bullshit wasn’t around at all. I estimate my parents would have had a blast when these things were readily availiable.
