Diamond smugglers, (spy-) action, boobs, razorblade frisbees, perplexing sex scenes and a snake infected by deadly toxins from cancer-infested rats; Hard Ticket to Hawaii is definitely one of the more entertaining Andy Sidaris movies.
It’s a hard ticket, to HAAAAAAWWWAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIII!!!
Love the theme song.
Sorry, I was smokin some major doobies.
The theme song is wonderful!! I love that the lyrics continue with “…it’s not paradise all the time”. 🎶 I still think it’s a paradise though, despite a couple of bad hombres and an evil snake. ;)
It’s definitely paradise. I’d love to go there with all the nice big titties and remote controlled airplanes with drugs. Good times.
At first I thought your description was one of those AI image creation prompts.
Haha! Most of Andy’s movies feel like they’re AI creation prompts. They’re wild! :)
What is !badmovies’ favourite Sidaris movie?