Where are the Witchers when you need a ghoul infestation taken care of?

What are they celebrating?

Meh it’s a LinkedIn post. They’re all drunk on Capitalism anyway, it’s almost cheating posting that here lol. You should see brand new accounting graduates announce about how “grateful” they are for the “opportunity” to work for one of the big four like its a fucking basketball draft.

Edit: That “5 days” timestamp could be from like 10 years ago. Also, they are trivial to spoof.

Obligatory cartoon quote.

“Yes the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders.”