• saltnotsugar@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    For some reason I imagined MS13 having a super courteous hotline with corporate help desk people for their hitmen.

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      1 year ago

      Lol just ICA style Diana Burnwood answers the phone. You’re like “my upstairs neighbor is pretty loud I guess, idk, never done this before.” That night, he disappears off the face of the planet.

      “Contract complete 47, good work”

      Meanwhile the police are casually questioning you about if you’ve seen him recently.