Wolf Link 🐺@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 个月前Choose wisely!i.imgur.comimagemessage-square433fedilinkarrow-up1988arrow-down139file-text
arrow-up1949arrow-down1imageChoose wisely!i.imgur.comWolf Link 🐺@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 个月前message-square433fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareRolando@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-210 个月前 steal corpse of Albert Einstein hook it up to exoskeleton make it run E=mc2 miles per hour take the pill Problem?
minus-squareRojoSanIchiban@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 个月前 make it run E=mc2 miles per hour You just converted the energy of Einstein’s corpse to mass. It increases in weight by a billionth of a gram or so and you’re now paraplegic. Also, you failed high school physics. /sorry
minus-squareBuddahriffic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 个月前Or they just converted the mass to energy and can run at relativistic speeds. Which sounds cool until you understand that the equations involved in that would include things like “probability of fission” and “blast radius”.
minus-squareBananaPeal@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 个月前Pretty sure that was intended as troll physics.
minus-squarekase@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 个月前This doubles as a sick burn if it wasn’t intended as troll physics
minus-squareIlliterate Domine@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 个月前You’ve got it all backwards. Einstein’s corpse is now energy and fast AF.
Problem?
You just converted the energy of Einstein’s corpse to mass. It increases in weight by a billionth of a gram or so and you’re now paraplegic.
Also, you failed high school physics.
/sorry
Or they just converted the mass to energy and can run at relativistic speeds. Which sounds cool until you understand that the equations involved in that would include things like “probability of fission” and “blast radius”.
Pretty sure that was intended as troll physics.
This doubles as a sick burn if it wasn’t intended as troll physics
You’ve got it all backwards. Einstein’s corpse is now energy and fast AF.