Well. That is it. Nothing tops this in the “never say never in wrestling” scale. I thought we had peaked that in the past with other events but now we have definitely peaked.

Nick Gage could appear on the next Smackdown and set Roman on fire and I would be like, sure, checks out. Ibushi could be surprised added to the main event of WrestleMania with zero context, win the title, and I wouldn’t be even phased. Just, why not at this point.

As always, I’m deeply grateful to real life wrestling industry for making my Total Extreme Wrestling saves seem believable in comparison.