Ive build a shrine to it and have made a fan club for it although no one wants to sign up. I still haven’t achieved to get him to sing yet but that’s because since morphing into a cheeseburger, he’s a little, on one occasion he did tell me that Abraham Lincoln is alive and living on the moon. I don’t know why Abraham Lincoln built the pyramids, but I do think it has something to do with the untimely death of Walter Matthau. It has been 20 years since that day and I still get goosebumps about it Every time I spread peanut butter all over my body and run through the forest naked. I only do it because the Viet Cong won’t be able to see me in my peanut butter camouflage. Sure I did have to kill a bear with my Bowie knife but that’s besides the point. The fucking Viet Cong working alongside an ancient Babylonian army led by Nebuchadnezzar are trying to take over Switzerland, and only I can stop it.