• WetFerret@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    My ongoing updates to my location description for UberEats delivery drivers.

    Me: “I live in the westmost apartment building.”

    Driver: ?

    Me: “I live in the apartment building farthest away from Portland”

    Driver: ?

    Me: “Head toward the sun until you get to the last building. That’s mine.”

    Driver on cloudy day: ?

    Me: “Imagine you get an amber alert that Mt. Hood has begun erupting. Which way do you run? Head that way. I will be waving my arms in the air outside my apartment.”

    Driver: “Cant find bldg”

    Me: sigh