SuperSpaceFan@lemmy.ca to Work Reform@lemmy.world · edit-210 months agoCEOs will finally admit next year that return-to-office mandates didn’t move the productivity needle, future of work experts predictfortune.comexternal-linkmessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up1266arrow-down111file-text
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minus-squareBlackmist@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·10 months agoCEOs will admit nothing. Shareholders like to hear that employees are having to come to the office, being fired, or pissing in bottles. It means more money for the shareholders. “Every hour we’ll beat our lowest performing employee with a pool ball in a sock.” The line goes up.
minus-squarestockRot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 months agoWhy are shareholders happy to hear that businesses are spending unnecessary money on renting office spaces?
minus-squarego_go_gadget@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0arrow-down1·10 months agoBecause most shareholders are boomers.
CEOs will admit nothing.
Shareholders like to hear that employees are having to come to the office, being fired, or pissing in bottles. It means more money for the shareholders.
“Every hour we’ll beat our lowest performing employee with a pool ball in a sock.”
The line goes up.
Why are shareholders happy to hear that businesses are spending unnecessary money on renting office spaces?
Because most shareholders are boomers.