The thing is, they absolutely believe the narcissist’s prayer:

That didn’t happen. = Trump didn’t do that, these are false charges.

And if it did, it wasn’t that bad. = It’s not a terrible thing …

And if it was, that’s not a big deal. = Hilary’s emails! Hunter’s laptop! Much worse than this!

And if it is, that’s not my fault. = The files were included by accident!

And if it was, I didn’t mean it. = He only wanted to go through his files.

And if I did, you deserved it. = F’ing Democrats, I don’t care anyway, go Trump!