• TheSaneWriter@lemmy.thesanewriter.comEnglish
    7·
    1 year ago

    This is probably the best advice God ever gave throughout the entire Bible. I will make sure to always store my peanut butter sandwich in the refrigerator or on a plate and not in my VCR.

    • superkret@feddit.de
      12·
      1 year ago

      The best advice god ever gave in the bible is Proverbs 27:14.

      He that blesseth his friend with a loud voice, rising early in the morning, it shall be counted a curse to him.

      • grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org
        4·
        1 year ago

        I’m fond of proverbs 26:18-19.

        Like a maniac shooting flaming arrows of death is one who deceives their neighbor and says, “I was only joking!”