• CapedStanker@beehaw.org
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    1 year ago

    Well hopefully I would be ejected from the gravitational pull of Earth and sent into the far reaches of space where I would float for billions and billions of years. Eventually, I would be found by an advance space faring species and reanimated, thus starting my triumphant bid to take back my home planet, only to learn that humans died off billions of years ago and an newly emerging, yet rather intelligent homonid has evolved on a planet Earth that has healed from it’s homo sapien induced climate disaster.

    By now, the planet’s tectonic forces will have moved the crust into a “neo-pagea”, in fact this has happened a few times over by now, and our old home’s surface is unrecognizable from what I would have left behind…

    My first plan will be to plant an obelisk on the planet, to see how these new hominids behave.