They should have a rocks glass with a query on it
SELECT * FROM liquor_cabinet WHERE proof >= 120
> 176 shots returned.
That’s some really clever Postgres merch.
The DBA at my old job used to keep a revolver with one bullet, and a bottle of evan williams in his cabinet. There would come many a time when he reaches for the drawer and opens it, seeing both. He always opted for the whiskey, but having seen some of our PRs, there were definitely times he lingered on the revolver.
This is a joke, btw. When’s the last time you’ve seen a dedicated DBA lol
Gosh I hope you took some creative liberties with that story… a coworker having a loaded gun at the office would be creepy as fuck - even if it was just in support of a joke.
I made it up from another joke.
They also give away branded needles so you can give yourself an SQL injection.
Can we DROP the joke about DBs already?
I wanna take a shot of something else every time I have to do anything with databases…
ElasticSearch would make me drink if I drank
Show me one which says MariaDB and then I’ll be interested
Bartender, I’ll have a shot of that. And please clear my
TABLE
, I’d rather have a niceVIEW
.bartender! one TRUNCATE for me please! I don’t want to remember this night