This reminds me that I had to sign one of those code of conduct documents at work last week.
I’m all for preventing corruption etc, but I have to say I am disappointed I have not once been offered a bribe. I’m not even asking for much, just one tiny bribe would be nice. Just to know I’m valued. You know?
This reminds me that I had to sign one of those code of conduct documents at work last week.
I’m all for preventing corruption etc, but I have to say I am disappointed I have not once been offered a bribe. I’m not even asking for much, just one tiny bribe would be nice. Just to know I’m valued. You know?
At one job, the orientation told us that competitors could send hot people to try to seduce us for trade secrets.
Yeah, that one never happened either.
I’ll give you $20 if you give me your work account password.
❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
Don’t you have paperwork to do now? Hell of a DDOS attack if so…
IT is gonna kill you over that password