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I just assumed this was how Italians did capital punishment.
You get a choice: Death by cheese, death by pasta, or death by marinara
Is death by pasta being hanged?
Nah, you’re whipped to death a cat o’ nine tails made of cooked spaghetti
Making Sheogorath proud.
It just works.
As much as this is tragic, I can’t help but think about that episode of TNG when Worf got hit by a falling barrel and nearly died.
https://media.tenor.com/XbPBguZizYkAAAAd/worf-the-next-generation.gif
He knew the risks.
He should have just kept opening his inventory to eat them as the fell. What a noob.
Mama mia.
Dovahkin, on a nearby mountain top: “Uh oh! Overencumbered. Hmmm… I don’t think I need all these wheels of cheese now that I have 30 million health potions. Off you go!”
Meanwhile
Italian man: “I sure hope I don’t get crushed under the weight of thousands of falling cheese wheels, today.”
The fate of one of the many unnamed NPC residents of Townton
I can’t even imagine what your last sight would be like
“Do you think they got a new shipment of cheese wheels in the corner market today?”
“Look. This is every cheese wheel in the game.”
“Townton is so beautiful this time of day.”
insane laugh
/haver