It depends, if I’m alone, I snort loudly air in and spit it as hard as I can in the trash bin. If I’m trying to impress my date, I say “if you excuse me” then I snort loudly air in and spit it as hard as I can in the trash bin.

Swallow it down like a man

I’m swallowing it.

I’m fertilizing lawn.

I stick it in that little nook in my car door. I know it’s gross. I have no excuses on this one. I’m just nasty.

Otherwise it’s a napkin + trashcan.

I’m contributing to a landfill.

The same way I get rid of any trash - by hoarding it for months and then dumping it on my ex’s car once it has started to form bacterial sentience.