While $1m USD in 1988 is worth only $2.6m in 2024, if they just put it in the S&P 500 back then and left it there, it’d be worth over $44.6m today.
I don’t know if the Dijon ketchup is really worth it.
Billy, did you forget to take your pills again?
If I had $1000000
I wouldn’t have to choose between pills or rent
…actually they are Canadian so that wouldn’t be an issue.
Dijon ketchup?
If I Had $1000000
We wouldn’t have to walk to the store
If I Had $1000000
We’d take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I Had $1000000
We wouldn’t have to eat Kraft Dinner.
(But we would eat Kraft Dinner. Of course we would, we’d just eat more.
And buy really expensive ketchup with it.
That’s right, all the fanciest Dijon Ketchup. Mmmmmm.)https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/barenakedladies/ifihada1000000.html
Well, buying a house is smart at least. And nothing wrong with a nice, reliable automobile either.