Your honor, I would like the opportunity to interview the underaged girl accusing me of rape, privately in my basement, so we can try to reenact the crime and confirm her testamony.

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    i can’t read the article, so i’m assuming he built a SCIF at Maralago that could be flooded by the swimming pools at any moment

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      Sounds to me like their whole argument is "it’s too difficult and expensive to bring trump to the specified secured facility. His lawyers are basically suggesting that since Trump was former president, him and his residence are “secure” because he’s protected by secret service agents and surely that must be “secure enough” for these top secret classified documents