If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Everything gets run into the ground by these money-grubbing dudes in suits

Okay, but, hear me out, what if we sabotaged the next fifty years of the company’s existence to boost this quarter’s profits?

No, it’s more like the scene in “Back to the Future” where a truckful of manure is dumped on Biff and his friends.

Yes, but everyone recognizes the NAME GooseCorp. Surely, that alone will be enough to make it profitable.