reddfugee@feddit.de to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWhy? There is enough space on the parking lotfeddit.deimagemessage-square128fedilinkarrow-up11.12Karrow-down146
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minus-squaresunbytes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·1 year agoSolution: cover your hands with jelly and make a big scene of climbing over the cars to use the sidewalk, leaving jelly handprints everywhere. If confronted about the jelly prints, just say you were eating a really big donut.
minus-squareStrawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·1 year agoCover your feet in dog shit and walk over the hoods of the cars
Solution: cover your hands with jelly and make a big scene of climbing over the cars to use the sidewalk, leaving jelly handprints everywhere.
If confronted about the jelly prints, just say you were eating a really big donut.
Cover your feet in dog shit and walk over the hoods of the cars