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“mystery”
Nobody can possibly explain it.
Alternative mysteries.
It’s almost a joke at this point
I’d guess they use this method rather than something else like poisoning whenever they want to make very apparent what happened, as a warning
i dunno. polonium poisoning usually makes it pretty self explanitory.
Yeah but who has a month to just wait around when there are dissidents that need defenstrating?
This guy poisons
It’s quite the signature.
Gravity poisoning is a real problem there.
…Along with Window Quality Control issues. Bad combo.
This happens more than usual in Russia. I wonder if Putin is concerned.
You’ve seen that huge conference table, right?
It’s not that he’s trying to be intimidating… he just wants a head start on running,
Yeah, he might need to use this justification to take over all of Europe, so that he can properly address window safety comprehensively.
Maybe Russians, especially ones who go against Putin, should avoid windows, what with their difficulty avoiding falling out of them.
The only way to avoid falling out of the window is to leave Russia. Then you’ll be shot dead like they do in civilised countries - https://www.politico.eu/article/russia-ukraine-war-murder-maksim-kuzminov-spain-intelligence/
Get Scooby-Doo and Mystery Inc. on it ASAP!
Putin: And I would’ve gotten away with it, if it wasn’t for you, meddling kids!
ruh roh
ChatGPT has the explanation:
Why do Russians keep falling out of Windows?
The question of why Russians keep falling out of windows has sparked curiosity and concern. While it may seem like a peculiar phenomenon, there are several factors that contribute to this trend.
Criticism and Consequences
According to online forums and discussions, many Russians who have fallen out of windows have been critical of the government or have spoken out against certain policies. This raises questions about the potential connection between criticism and the likelihood of falling out of windows.
Construction and Climate
Another factor that may contribute to the prevalence of window falls is the construction quality and climate in Russia. The country’s harsh winters and shoddy building techniques can make windows prone to breaking or malfunctioning, increasing the risk of accidents.
Lack of Awareness and Stereotypes
Some people may view Russians who fall out of windows as prominent or significant figures, while others may not even be aware of their existence. This lack of awareness and the perpetuation of stereotypes can contribute to the widespread phenomenon.
Conclusion
In conclusion, the reasons behind Russians falling out of windows are complex and multifaceted. While criticism and consequences may play a role, construction quality and climate also contribute to the trend. It is essential to approach this phenomenon with sensitivity and understanding, avoiding stereotypes and stigmatization.
OpenAI really captured the essence of “oh shit I didn’t study for this exam at all so I’ll just try and bullshit my way through it”
But it’s so dangerous and next month it will be able to do all our jerbs!!
Lmao windows prone to breaking
Llama 3 explanation:
Why do Russians keep falling out of Windows?
I think there may be some misinformation or stereotypes at play here!
It’s a common joke or stereotype that Russians (or Eastern Europeans in general) are prone to falling out of windows, but this is largely an urban legend or a caricature. There’s no evidence to suggest that Russians or any other group have a higher incidence of window-related accidents.
In fact, it’s important to note that falling out of windows is a relatively rare and often accidental occurrence that can happen to anyone, regardless of their nationality or cultural background.
It’s possible that this stereotype may have originated from old Soviet-era jokes or propaganda, which often featured exaggerated and stereotypical depictions of Russian life. Alternatively, it could be a result of Hollywood films or TV shows portraying Russians as clumsy or prone to mishaps.
In reality, Russia (like any other country) has its own unique cultural practices, traditions, and challenges, but falling out of windows is not a characteristic commonly associated with the Russian people.
So, let’s dispel this stereotype and promote mutual respect and understanding between cultures!
Russians don’t fall out of windows, capiche?
Now watch as Lemmy.ml admins somehow remove these messages:P.
That’s not a bad explanation, but can we get our information from real humans please? I think Google has shown us very well why we shouldn’t trust AIs.
It is a bad explanation. The reason so many Russians fall out of windows is they’re thrown out.
But have you considered construction and climate?
Wanted to show the new interns how safe the windows are by running full speed at them
Background. Garry Hoy was a corporate and securities law specialist for the law firm of Holden Day Wilson in Toronto. While giving a tour of the Toronto-Dominion Centre to a group of articling students, he attempted to demonstrate the strength of the structure’s window glass by slamming himself into a window.
Is this the one where the glass didn’t break, but the frame and mounting did?
If think so, result is the same through.
Did it ever happen that the same person accidentally fell out of the window multiple times in a row until they got it right?
Comrade, you see back in old days, a strong Soviet man might have to fall out of window 30 or 40 times before finally succumbing to injuries. Minor improvements in window falling technology improved this over time. Improvements like feeding political enemies high calorie foods thus making them heavier. Also promotions worked for many. By first promoting the unfortunate soul, you could insure that they lived on a higher floor or had a house with a 3rd story. However, all of these solutions took much time. It wasn’t until 1 brilliant pioneer realized that if the unfortunate accident victim first broke neck before falling out of window, then even the sturdiest of men could fall out of even basement window just once.
Oh, so all the technology in the world can’t solve a ‘skill issues’ problem, quality research, comrade!
Well, they tried to kill Rasputin a bunch of times, but never succeeded. I don’t know if they tried the window thing.
No way, that would be ridiculous - instead they fall out of the next window down, which is like a totally different window. Possibly somehow along the way they also manage to shoot themselves in the back of the head, before falling out of the next window or down a flight of stairs. It’s still a “suicide” though, if you know what’s good for you (and your family).
And that window’s name… Albert Eintwobulletsinthebackoftheheadstein.
Defenestration: Russian passtime.
It sounds like a “forest-y” type of word though…
Why is it a mystery? This has been their go-to MO for a while now.
It’s a mystery why they try to maintain plausible deniability at this point.
Probably they just do it for the lolz at this point.
Also, some people are REALLY stupid, so maybe it still works for that type - e.g. I hear that Tucker Carlson is still asking questions trying to get to the bottom of it all!?
How could someone fall out of a window, then accidentally shoot themselves in the back of the head, then fall down a flight of stairs, then shoot themselves again!? Maybe if they…
It is a mystery, because if a detective starts a proper investigation, he or she will fall out of the window as well. And if you can’t investigate, it’s technically a mystery.
Defenestratiosis is a serious healthcare problem in Russia.
Have you or a loved one been diagnosed with defenestratiosis? You may be entitled to financial compensation, call the Kremlin now.
You must be joking!
Has Russia run out of radioactive material?