You see what happened was Abraham Lincoln had to travel back in time to fight Hellboy and the Golden Army. That’s from the Viet Cong showed up and kidnapped Forrest Gump. Abraham Lincoln was all like” Give me back my lover, he’s pregnant with the one that will balance the force” it was at that point in time the queen Nefertiti decided to offer her assistance to Abraham Lincoln and building the pyramids to then contact aliens from alpha Centauri. That’s how the story of the Wizard of Oz is written. See what happened was is that flying monkeys showed up in space ships and started killing off the dinosaurs. It was at that point in time the mashed potatoes were invented and John Wayne decided to start doing cowboy movies.