May you have to deal with people like yourself for eternity.
That’s a clever curse, because if you’re a good and thoughtful person you have nothing to worry about
Although if you struggle with mental health it may be… a bit rough
For real!
I have autism, and I swear, dealing with other neurodivergant people is a true pain in the rear. It really puts it into perspective just how frustrating I probably am when my condition makes me into the world most dense and forgetful person in the room. I know I hate it when other people act the way I sometimes do subconsciously.
It’s funny being neurodivergant and dealing with neurotypicals who really don’t get it and then finding someone who is your exact brand of neurospicy and then watching them sit back in confusion as all of a sudden they are the odd one out.
“How about we verbalize our intentions?” “Pppft! You’re the only one here who needs verbal cues. Try reading body language and not just assuming anything SUSAN.”
May you have to deal with people like yourself for eternity nonstop.
so no pause or sleep.
Maybe, we don’t know how violent the guy is.
Your socks will never feel dry again.
Hey! I wanted to say this. 😡
To me? 😦
No, just to all the cursed people.
Just one sock. And it switches when you start to get used to it, like a plugged nostril.
May you start every sentence with “Like,”
Like whyd you have to do that? Like its so annoying!
May your children be just like you.
Unforgivable. Should have just killed me.
Make them use Microsoft products.
May you have the life that you deserve
Ouch
May one shoelace be permanently tighter than the other just enough to be annoying.
How does that work for shoes without laces?
They get incurable cancer
May the other side of your pillow be always warm.
May you step in dog shit every day and be oblivious until it’s pointed out by someone else.
May your butthole itch after every shower
May you have to take a donkey dump 10 minutes after every shower.
Oh shit I’ve been living under this one.
Every liquid product that you try use (glue, shampoo, toothpaste, etc) will be clogged with the dried product requiring a small pick to clear the clog before use.
May you never find the short edge of your blanket at night.
🖕
Every 24 hours, at noon, small rock appears in one of the shoes they are wearing.
They will grow a 5 inch translucent hair from the top of one ear every time they drink coffee.
15 minutes after they ride a bicycle they will have violent diarrhea with 5 minutes of warning signs.
Alcohol has no effect on them.
Every time they turn the steering wheel of their car further than 5°, their turn signal indicates the direction that the wheel turns.
They can hear what their dog or cat is thinking over any distance, but it is only a stream of consciousness because the animal is incapable of understanding that their thoughts are being heard.
Alcohol has no effect on them.
You’re going to have to try again for this one.
- a teetotaler
May your day be as pleasant as you are.
You always feel like you have to sneeze