“The tides go in, the tides go out. You can’t explain that.”
Lol, that was my first thought also
I’m sure some people have felt electricity.
I have felt electricity multiple times. It is never fun, but you definitely can feel it.
When I was a kid I used to shock myself with these lighter igniter things all the time. It was fun and didn’t really hurt.
True. I’ve shocked myself with those and put a nine volt battery to my tongue, neither of which are that painful and can be fun. I was more stuck on getting shocked by full mains current which hurts like hell and is anything but fun.
Yep. And it was no fun, I can tell you. But I definitely felt it!
Your suspicions are confirmed. I have indeed worn wool socks and touched a metal item.
As a kid I one shoved dough hooks into an extension cord. Fun times!
Thank you for your service. 🫡
At first I had a lot of questions, but the Bible verse at the end cleared them all up.
nobody has ever seen, heard or felt it
I’ve done all of those things. Seen lightning bolts and heard their thunder, have heard the hum of transformers or the whine of the lines themselves and arcing bolts of electricity from broken ones or Tesla coils. I’ve been electrocuted both from static electricity, and once when I was cleaning lint out from behind my washing machine.
You can see it. You can hear it. And you definitely can feel it. It fuckinf hurts!
You know what you can’t see, hear and feel? God.
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…Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain…
Dumbasses never heard of lightning?
Next week on Stupid Shit Evangelicals Actually Believe: “Men have one fewer rib than women, because Space Dad used one of Adam’s ribs to create Eve. This cannot be disproven because there is no way to see inside a human body.”
Not only have they heard of lightning, it’s in the Bible quote at the bottom of the page!
Just baffling.
So this is the shit that evangelicals want taught in schools?
It makes sense, you need your sheep to remain dumb if you want them to believe and do dumb shit
Now I’m interested I want to know if they’re actually really dumb or if they’re just trying to make everyone else really dumb.
Do they actually not know where electricity comes from.
It comes across as someone who dropped out of highschool to become a barefoot pregnant wife, and sometimes hears snippets of science on the TV. “Some people think electricity comes from the sun!” Technically true, but not very accurate.
What kind of jokebook is that? “No one has ever […] felt it.” - you git, just grab a life wire and hold unto it - the next guy you will be talking to is probably God.
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
Just like regular magnets, but… lewd?
By electricity
it says nobody has observed electricity, only to later mention lightning…
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TV comes on, TV goes off. You can’t explain that.
It’s the effing dog, sitting on the remote
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plasma_speaker
You can literally see and hear it , you could even touch it briefly if you like.
The irony of this page ending with a bible verse that specifically references lightning …
I mean, this obviously has to be satire, as lightings are pretty much visible electricity
It’s rhetorical gaslightning
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"Who has seen the wind? Neither I nor you: But when the leaves hang trembling, The wind is passing through.
Who has seen the wind? Neither you nor I: But when the trees bow down their heads, The wind is passing by."
If we don’t know what electricity is or where it comes from… How do we make all those wires splurge a bunch of it into your church’s organ where Mrs Abernathy plays the same two tunes every Sunday, eh?
The electrician was divinely inspired by God, obviously
The techpriests rigged it up after uttering a prayer to the Omnissiah
Priest: “Dear congregation, we have gathered here today to honor our Lord and Savior. Today’s prayer is read by the 9 year old Kevin”
Kevin: “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOOD!”
Priest: “And skulls for the skull throne, Kevin. Very good. Thank you!”
Necessarily. It’s the same dude that had already wired up the bulbs when God said “Let there be light” :D
I’m a religious man myself, but this is the dumbest shit I’ve ever read lmao
Wait, there’s more.