• Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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    25 days ago

    As for me, I’ll take the exact opposite!

    Oh wait. Except the woman part. I’m ok with that.

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      25 days ago

      Sorry, too late, we’ve already shipped the grungy atheist gamer man child to your address.

      If it is not to your satisfaction, wrap it in the same packaging and we’ll give you a return address. There will unfortunately be a restocking fee.

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          25 days ago

          All of our products with the exception of the premium “Cat Boy” and “Kawaii Maid Boy” ship a bare, to allow our customers to customise them to their own tastes.

          If you give me your order number, I can look up the status of your order and confirm the shipping status for you?