• V0ldek@awful.systems
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    5 days ago

    All you need to know is that his real name is Jimmy Donaldson and he’s exactly the type of person you expect to be named Jimmy Donaldson.

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      5 days ago

      I’ll be honest, that name gives me the vibe of some somewhat good guy who got straight A’s but has worked at a sandwich shop for 10 years.

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        5 days ago

        Old Donaldson had a grift, E-I-E-I-O

        And he would often pump-and-dump, E-I-E-I-O

        With a wallet here and a wallet there, Here a pump, there a dump, everywhere pump-dump,

        Old Donaldson had a grift, E-I-E-I-O.

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        5 days ago

        that was indeed another input to the heuristics

        (post-hoc, to be honest. but it’s still fucking hilarious)