“OK, fill out this form after class and hand it in at expedition. Once the paperwork is done, in five buissnes days, I will start the process of learning your new name, which is not guaranteed to be used correctly, ever. You will however be issued a name badge which you will be required to wear on school premises.”
Somehow I don’t think your plan would work.
“Hey I want to request a new name today, again.”
“OK, fill out this form after class and hand it in at expedition. Once the paperwork is done, in five buissnes days, I will start the process of learning your new name, which is not guaranteed to be used correctly, ever. You will however be issued a name badge which you will be required to wear on school premises.”