I’m so fucking done, man… sincerely… I’m so fucking done…

With how evil the Imperialist Chinese and Colonialist BRICS empires are! They’re, like, literally commiting indigenous genocide in Antarctica (that’s what the K in BRICS is for, right?), and ruthlessly exploiting the locals for resources to fuel their cybernetic hypercapitalist engines of consumption! Look, I learned all of these leftist words, so I’m a leftist now!

The Free World™️ has once again sternly reprimanded those dirty yellows and their subhuman allies for their human rights abuses and mistreatment of indigenous Antarcticans. Says an anonymous citizen of Latin South Slovenia, “The Chinese are putting more pressure onto our government to join Genocide Putin in BRICS every day. Please save us daddy Biden!”

As millions of global southerners are being displaced and their homelands destroyed by Imperialist members of China’s bloc of closet nazis, the Civilized World must take action now to prevent the destruction of potential resource deposi— uh, I mean, allies around the globe.

Chip in a few cents to help defend the Free World™️ today!