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      1 year ago

      Officer #1: [repeating through megaphone] The one with the phone, tweets!

      Officer #2: [handing out phones] One out of two gets a phone.

      Officer #1: The one without, follows him! When the one with the phone gets killed, the one who is following picks up the phone and tweets!