Watch out ladies, the man of your dreams may have the bed of your nightmares.

  • tentphone@lemmy.fmhy.ml
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    1 year ago

    “average person changes sheets 4 times a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person changes sheets 25 times per year. Sheets Georg, who lives in cave & changes sheets never, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

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      1 year ago

      It’s a good bot tho, it doesn’t lie or pretend. Lemmy needs content right now and good bots help with that. They will be taken offline once communities are big enough.

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        1 year ago

        A good bot would tell me they’re a bot instead of a commenter having to do it.

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        1 year ago

        Update: L3s made the decision to mark it as a bot and has taken the time to reach out and sort of explain their thought process and feelings and I really appreciate it. No bad blood or hurt feelings or anything, and I genuinely think that there’s value and good intention in what they’re doing, I just had an issue with this one specific thing and it looks like we got past it. No big deal, we’re all adults, now let’s eat some cheese.


        The issue here is that there is specifically an option on Lemmy to not show bot account and this particular account does not appear to be marked as a bot in the preferences.

        It can post that’s fine, but not everybody wants to see bot accounts. That’s why that preference exists.

    • Today@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      If we post more, will the bots leave? Either way we’re being manipulated.

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      1 year ago

      Thanks for the heads up!

      I deleted the comment I made. I’m not interested in this sort of bot in the fediverse.

  • Nerdybynature@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Holy shit, that’s basically once per season. I feel bad if I go a month. And in the summer, two weeks feels like a lot.

  • grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org
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    1 year ago

    Yeah, it’s a thing. I make it a point to wash my partner’s sheets before his other partner comes to visit, because I like her and my partner has a blind spot when it comes to sheets. It doesn’t help that he has strong preferences for sheet texture and, while he has multiple sets of sheets, only one set is top tier.

    Also, shout-out to sleeping in a hammock: I can just wash my whole bed.

  • FarceMultiplier@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    When I was single I had a lot more time and I like a clean bed. Washed everything twice a week.

    Now that I am married, once a week.

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    1 year ago

    I have to change mine weekly. bad bedbug infestation in my neighborhood. Dirty sheets attract them.

  • at_an_angle@lemmy.one
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    1 year ago

    I shower before bed. I like to sleep clean.

    They only get dirty when I sweat or have sex on them. I sweat in bed maybe twice a year.

    Why change them more often?

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      1 year ago

      Bruh you still shed skin cells and oils, and bacteria that lives on your body will be multiplying like crazy all over your bed.

    • Aniki 🌱🌿@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      I think I remember reading somewhere that if you shower at night then you can get away with changing your sheets for a considerable amount of time longer but it was like 3 weeks vs. 1 week.

      At least that’s how I live my life and I think I’m fairly clean.

  • average650@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I’d like to see the distribution. I’d bet the times a year and ~50 times a year are more common than 4 times a year.