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minus-squareMrMamiya@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up57arrow-down1·1 year agoPick my kid up from daycare. She’s got a quarter strip of bacon. Holds it up to my mouth and when I go to bite shoves the whole thing into her mouth. You had a long run, I was struck down before she could form a burn into words.
minus-squareDoc Blaze@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29arrow-down1·1 year agodrop her right back off at daycare and drive home. she doesn’t need you anymore, she’s ready to face the world without help
Pick my kid up from daycare. She’s got a quarter strip of bacon. Holds it up to my mouth and when I go to bite shoves the whole thing into her mouth. You had a long run, I was struck down before she could form a burn into words.
drop her right back off at daycare and drive home. she doesn’t need you anymore, she’s ready to face the world without help