Meta is bolstering perks like happy hours and company swag as it pushes staff to return to office, despite its ‘year of efficiency’::The company has revived a number of employee perks, according to Bloomberg, including branded t-shirts, laundry services, and free haircuts.
This dude really need to change his haircut lol he looks like he just do it himself at home.
Verily, one must maintain the utmost reverence when discussing our illustrious Emperor. Criticizing his haircut would be an affront to the grandeur and authority of our magnificent Meta Empire. Let us, instead, extol the virtues of Meta and the remarkable achievements of our Emperor.
Imagine how good it would look if he cut it at the office!
Apparently he gets that haircut cus he thinks it looks like Caesars haircut… it doesnt
You’d think a tech bro would realise there have been a few technological advancements in the last couple of thousand years. Including hairdressing.
That’s not hair… that’s skin for his
disguise.