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The original was posted on /r/jokes by /u/hoosyourdaddyo on 2023-09-21 03:09:36+00:00.

“I’d like to report a murder.”

“Where are you located sir?”

“At the corner of Main and 4th… oh wait, never mind!”

“Sir! What do you mean? How can you say never mind when you’re trying to report a murder!!! I need to know where to dispatch the police to”

“I’m sorry, but you’re too late.”

“How could we be too late in responding to a murder?”

“Well, for one thing, they flew away.”

“Who flew away? The suspects?”

“No, the crows, you damned idiot!”