Gingernate@programming.dev to Unixporn@lemmy.ml · 11 months agoIm going to get banned for thisprogramming.devimagemessage-square112fedilinkarrow-up1488arrow-down185
arrow-up1403arrow-down1imageIm going to get banned for thisprogramming.devGingernate@programming.dev to Unixporn@lemmy.ml · 11 months agomessage-square112fedilink
minus-squareTeon@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up44arrow-down1·11 months agoWe have your IP address, your GeoLocation, cameras are monitoring you now. You will be dealt with!
minus-squareGingernate@programming.devOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up37·11 months agoOh, so you’re from Microsoft?
minus-squareoptissima@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·11 months agoNo we’re from Meta and you didn’t disable telemetry
minus-squareTeon@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoNo, I’m from Frank’s Pizza, stop using our free wireless so much. Fuck!!
We have your IP address, your GeoLocation, cameras are monitoring you now.
You will be dealt with!
Oh, so you’re from Microsoft?
No we’re from Meta and you didn’t disable telemetry
Fuck!
No, I’m from Frank’s Pizza, stop using our free wireless so much. Fuck!!