I was taking my daily mid-morning poop today and while I was wiping, I thought, I wonder how most people wipe.
I tend to wipe while standing up cause it’s more comfortable and allows for more cheek-spreaditivity.
So, I beg the question: How does most of Lemmy wipe? Do you wipe while standing up or do you wipe while sitting down? Why?
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Use a bidet. The idea sounds weird- a toilet that sprays water up your ass. I wasn’t sure it was for me. Then I tried it. Holy fuck game changer. FULLY clean EVERY time.
But yeah, sitting down. Finish the dump, run the bidet, then wipe to dry, all while sitting.Wait, you guys are wiping? /s
Did you really need the /s
I’m seeing that /s as the symbol for a skid mark.
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Sitting down, back to front while pulling my sack out of harm’s way
This is the way.
You just miss the bidet part before wiping.
This is the way!
Do you all remember when you started to have to pull your sack out of the way? Like I MUST do it now, not sure if my balls are just hanging lower or what, but I don’t remember as a kid/teenager having to pull my sack out of they way to wipe.
Sitting, why tf would you stand? I’m already seated and standing up is totally unnecessary.
My ass and thighs are where most of my weight is stored so there’s very little room to stick my hand in without neatly moving my dick and balls outta the way
you wipe from the front??
Good question yes because to wipe from the back my dick and balls would be on the toilet seat. Also bad shoulders tbh
Try wiping from the back?
it’s really hard out here for us thicc thighed homies 😔
I appreciate your understanding
People wipe standing up?
there’s people for everything, imagine the most bonkers absurd but still vaguely feasible thing and at least 10 people out there consider it to be the norm and find not doing it equally absurd.
I’m still waiting for the handstand folks to chime in.
Yea I guess there’s someone who read this thread and thought “people wipe sitting down?”
Better question is do y’all wipe from the front or the back? I always do front cuz I don’t have to try and wiggle my hand between the seat and my ass or scoot to the edge. I’m looked at like I’m crazy whenever somebody says “ew who wipes from the front?”
Bro what. That means your tissue can possibly skim your taint and/or balls. Hard no. And if you’re a woman, that could lead to infection.
Filthyhookerspit you shouldn’t be kink shaming them
See I hear this argument all the time and I don’t get it, I just don’t wipe up onto my taint, it’s not too hard to avoid
Same, from the front. Done it that way my entire life and I tried from the back once, just can’t do it.
That said, I’m teaching my daughter to do it from the back because for woman there’s hygiene reasons to do it that way.
I go for a shit standing up
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This is what everyone means when they say they wipe ‘standing up’ and afaik more than half the world probably does this.
honestly if anyone considers a squat to be standing then that is what makes me question their sanity
What does it count as if you lift one thigh and buttcheek off the seat?
Standing up because then I can actually look at the toilet.
What? Is this some kind of obesity problem?
I’m actually fairly fit. I just always felt more comfortable standing and wiping than sitting down
The real shit (pun intended) is having a bidet and not buying into big toilet paper.
Wait so with the bidet do you still wipe after the little splish sploosh or do you just air dry?
Ya do still use some paper to dab your bum dry. They make models with lil blow dryers in them but none of them work that well.
Reading this from the toilet. Will update in a few
update?
We’re waiting!
Sit for the broad strokes, stand for the detail work. One foot up on the sink when standing, not bent over forward.
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You mean y’all don’t use a towel on the edge of the bathtub?
