by ThrewAwayApples

So I have a “master mage” character. I don’t play it anymore but my niece (8 years old) likes to play it. Well, im just on my phone when I just happened to look up and I saw her cast paralyze on an imperial guard, then cast fear, then blast them with lighting storm.

So I asked her why she casted Paralyze and fear.

She said the guard was rude to her, and that she wanted him to feel helpless, wanting to run away in fear, but not being able to because of the paralyzing spell, as she disintegrated him.

  • CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.worldEnglish
    29·
    9 months ago

    I look forward to reading about her in the news 10-15 years from now.

    j/k, everyone knows children are little psychopaths. Better to take it out on pixels than each other whenever possible!

  • NOPper@lemmy.worldEnglish
    6·
    9 months ago

    One day my 7 year old daughter found the wabbajack. Later walked past a guard who said something she felt was snarky, so she zapped him with it. He turned into a swee roll, and she immediately laughed then ate him. Was so excited she told the story for days lol.