Bacon is life. Scientists have discovered that after water, the most important thing you can ingest is bacon. Bacon on the grill, in the oven, on the stove, on the fire pit. You can wrap your guns in bacon, your engine in bacon, your AC unit in bacon, your couch. Hell, you can wrap your woman and your kids in bacon. The possibilities and uses for bacon tops 99% of all other naturally occurring elements on the Periodic Table.