Good. Because it’s fucking delicious and I don’t care what the internet says. We all loved it in the 90s, and nothing has changed. It’s still delicious, we just do less coke now.
Jalapenos with the pineapple is so stupidly good. You get bacon on there and then it’s like the crossroads of heavenly flavors. It’s not a pizza for the meek.
It’s a five gallon hat wearing, tambourine hand flailin, tastebuds up the wall wailin, genuine taste sensation!
Erotic pizza talk aside, look up recipes for making pizza in a cast iron skillet. Some of the best pizza you’ll ever have and it takes very little effort once you get the motions down. Treat yo self!
Update, I bought myself a nice chunky cheesy pineapple pizza with capsicum, jalapeno, tomatoes, cottage cheese and some chillies. It was from a nice local pizza bakery for $10. I got to eat a piece of heaven in many years.
Good. Because it’s fucking delicious and I don’t care what the internet says. We all loved it in the 90s, and nothing has changed. It’s still delicious, we just do less coke now.
Obligatory pizza related chime in. You fuck with jalapenos on that sexy pineapple pizza?
Sometimes I fucks with jalapenos, yeah. Especially if I’m high. Lol.
Jalapenos with the pineapple is so stupidly good. You get bacon on there and then it’s like the crossroads of heavenly flavors. It’s not a pizza for the meek.
It’s a five gallon hat wearing, tambourine hand flailin, tastebuds up the wall wailin, genuine taste sensation!
It’s so fucking good, but I’m more of a ham than bacon person. Bacon is too hard for my poor, American, no dental insurance havin’ teeth. Lol.
Hot take: ham doesn’t go on pizza. The pineapple isn’t the problem
Pineapple pairs the best with spicy pizzas, I always add it as an extra.
I wear jalapeños on my rocket and thrust it in the pineapple pizza wrapped around it.
This ain’t your fathers pizza coitus, jack! EXTREME!!!
Its your fault for telling us how sexy and fuckable pineapple pizzas are.
Some say it was a fault, I say it was my sweet and spicy pleasure.
I have not eaten a good pizza in ages😢 and I am hungry
Erotic pizza talk aside, look up recipes for making pizza in a cast iron skillet. Some of the best pizza you’ll ever have and it takes very little effort once you get the motions down. Treat yo self!
Too lazy to cook a damn pizza. I am only good enough for omelettes, oats and shakes. At some point I will start cooking more intricate stuff.
Update, I bought myself a nice chunky cheesy pineapple pizza with capsicum, jalapeno, tomatoes, cottage cheese and some chillies. It was from a nice local pizza bakery for $10. I got to eat a piece of heaven in many years.
What about people who don’t eat pizza crust?
They are wonderful people. Especially when they tear off the crust so I can eat it.
They’re useful idiots if they give me their crusts.
You heretic! I want you to know that if I could discriminate against you for putting pineapple on pizza, I absolutely would!